he-who-must-be-hyphenated:

Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone.
You’re just doing your own thing and some one comes out the blue,
They’re like,
“Alright”
What ya saying,
“Yeah can I take your digits?”
And you’re like, “no not in a million years, you’re nasty
please leave me alone.”

Dude I love the beginning of this song. 

Hell, I love this whole song.

And no you cant have my number, ‘cuz I lost my phone.